UNKNOWN Quotes
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.
All general statements are false.
All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
An act against my will is not my act.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Barnum was wrong - it's more like every 30 seconds.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. . . . Corporations have been enthroned, an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money-power of the country will endeavor
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse.
My Karma ran over your dogma.
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Never lose hope.
Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?
Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of men that the defence of peace must be constructed.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
The wages of sin are unreported.
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of government, far from it. We have staked the future of all of our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind of self-government; upon the capacity of each and all of u
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.
Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.
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